That awkward moment at the register in the grocery store when you find out your food stamps aint on yo card... — Charles Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
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Nothing is hidden so much that it wouldn't be revealed through its fruit. — Paracelsus Copy Share Image
Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom — Everett Sandoval Copy Share Image
The Jello has set the sun has risen today is the day we get out of prison — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel sadness in your heart,Dullness in your eyes,paleness on your face and Loneliness in your life…It shows you are suffering… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
We tend to get what we expect - both from ourselves and from others. When we expect more, we tend to get… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
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