What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When someone makes fun of your favorite celeb, you automatically defend them without even realizing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“You are Bellman, aren’t you? The genius who sent the sauna ape after me?” Harry nodded toward the Finn.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
“Myrtle goggled at them. "You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly... "Oh,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch… — Lana Parrilla Copy Share Image
I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, 'Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I would walk down the street and people would scream from their cars at me and, generally, I'd turn around and it's… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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