Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian — Guardian Copy Share Image
Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering Copy Share Image
We must all learn to hear what we do not like. The question is not, 'Is it pleasant?' but, 'Is it true?' — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It… — Frederick Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I've got a sense of self-preservation. OK, granted , it's still in the original shrink wrap but I've got one if I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“Don't be beautiful They keep saying that beautiful is something a girl needs to be. But honestly? Just forget that. Don't be… — Nikita Gill Copy Share Image
“What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
