Looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what they are thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blues will always be because the blues are the roots of all American music. — Willie Dixon Copy Share Image
People started shaking hands with strangers to show that neither was holding a gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“...Fran? Frances Hill, you stop that right now! What the devil's got into you? Ada, you should be ashamed! Braying like a… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Simplified living is about more than doing less. It’s being who God called us to be, with a wholehearted, single-minded focus. — Bill Hybels Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“what’s meant for you will reach you in time, and if you embrace it with your arms wide open it might just… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
