Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Classmate after a final: 'So how'd you do?' Me: 'Nailed it or failed it.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All laughing comes from misapprehension. Rightly looked at there is no laughable thing under the sun.” — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
“Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.” — Darren T. Patrick Copy Share Image
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes-… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“she'd figured out how to steer Silveny by teaching her simple commands like left and right and if you dump me into… — Shannon Messenger Copy Share Image
“I pointed to a low bowl filled with what purported to be stew, but then Noah said, “Are you going to point,… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“the Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I can be funny, because I have time to meditate about how to be funny, and I can repair my mistakes when… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
GUY Friends are the BOMB. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, NO awkwardness… íuntil you start to LIKE one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
