Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan Copy Share Image
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep practicing. Never let someone tell you you're too small or too slow. — Chris Paul Copy Share Image
“The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Make the land of Islam a burning fire that burns their faces and feet wherever they pass — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
“She said several times that Malcolm was a fiend who was determined to destroy his children, and that I was the devil… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
Venom' is a standalone character who has so much attitude, menace and ferocity. He's also really funny in the comics and in… — Ruben Fleischer Copy Share Image
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I find comedy to be really scary, because it can go so wrong so easily, and the margin for error is so… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy kid, but I was quite funny at school, and I was really into art. In our class,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
