Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have to do the work. You have to make the opportunity. It doesn’t find you, you find it. — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
Words are small straitjackets when put around creative flourishes and maneuverings. — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do.” — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the good pictures come, we hope they tell truths, but truths 'told slant,' just as Emily Dickinson commanded. — Sally Mann Copy Share Image
We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is a serious business; and it isn't funny, not having one. Watch the humorless closely: the cocked and… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
