The English laws punish vice; the Chinese laws do more, they reward virtue. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've wanted to do things; I wanted to build things, to get something going. — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
God is everywhere and in everything and without Him we cannot exist. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will say it once, I will say it twice and I will say it a third time but if I have… — Jasmina Siderovski Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me what to say. And please, when I go out with you, don't put… — Lesley Gore Copy Share Image
“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
