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If you don't have a moral question governing your society, then you don't have a society that is going to survive. — Oren Lyons Copy Share Image
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Focus on the positive things in your life and you'll be shocked at how many more positive things start happening — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
