If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.” — Sherlock Copy Share Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.” — Jules Barnard Copy Share Image
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The cool thing about playing is that the more you do it, the better you get. — Steve Vai Copy Share Image
Everytime I hear that dirty word exercise ,I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(Fellaz)...haveàa female eva sit down N talk shit 2 u bout her ex boyfriend...lol...than u realize u just like dat niggaà — @only1catone Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go… — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but… — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
“He's a little more...psychotic than usual," Tom said quietly. "How so?" "He took C-4 to bed with him." Prophet shrugged. "He's always… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Wrong thoughts are inside us just because we identify ourselves with these thoughts. If we identify with something else, immediately they have… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
Dear mom & dad, if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea. sincerely, your daughter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
I actually went to see 'Rushmore,' and I came late, and I missed myself. It was great, that scene. I caught that… — Brian Cox Copy Share Image
