Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fret not over the irretrievable, but ever act as if thy life were just begun. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Lolz I'm gonna say that next time I'm wearing a dress and someone asks me that lol — Brittany Copy Share Image
Evan Price is not a man to be questioned. He is a man who will question you. — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
I know the place. It is true. Everything we do Corrects the space Between death and me And you. — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
“What’s so funny?’ asked Peone. ‘Catholic cops are funny,’ said Lester. ‘You were listening?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘Yeah? Catholic Indians are funny.’ ‘There’s lots… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
If we started thinking, 'Why's this funny?' we might start incorporating rules into it. I'd be suspicious that it would change the… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
The show is definitely not just about weight-loss physically. It's more about finding yourself. It's really funny because I realized at one… — Raven Goodwin Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs.… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
“Whew,” he said. “You clean up good . You don’t look like the same girl.” She frowned right before she laughed. “Do… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
It's funny, I lived my first 38 years of my life with maybe one or two people ever saying that I looked… — Greg Poehler Copy Share Image
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
