“There was nothing like a stolen moment of happiness to remind you how much was missing.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it — Epictetus Copy Share Image
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow. — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!! I'm not asking for me I want something 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A COOL AND… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Anybody pretending to be anything other than who you really are-you will never, ever reach your personal potential. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I really like Akshay Kumar. He can be funny and weird while at the same time. His films are always interesting and… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
You know, I love airplane food. I'm not being funny; I'm not being ironic. It reminds me of being 12 years old… — Josh Freese Copy Share Image
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
