In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson, now we have lost Neil Armstrong We are running out of moon-walkers — Gabi Copy Share Image
When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog — Li Ching-Yuen Copy Share Image
“Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
There are questions we could not get past if we were not set free from them by our very nature. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. — Charles Wadsworth Copy Share Image
For some, transformation comes quickly, but for most of us, the changes are gradual. — Florence Littauer Copy Share Image
When I'm the last one awake and I'm going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
“I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Beware of enjoying test of Screw before marriage. By so doing, you put at risk not only your own life but also… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
One time, it was really funny, I was going on stage... and they were like, 'Oh, we didn't mic the puppet! Mic… — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say it's definitely not there, I checked three times!!! and then it magically appears there. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Labor is a man crowning glory." "Not this man's." "I quote Marx" I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
