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Buddhism doesn't tell you what is false and what is true but it encourages you to find out for yourself. — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“It'd be a trial run. For a date,' Connor said through his teeth. She lifted a brow. 'A date to decide if… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“What the hell are those?" Zach pushed at my foot with his finger. "My boots." "It looks like your foot's being attacked… — Theresa Paolo Copy Share Image
Whenever I see a couple holding hands from far away I sprint & imagine it being the finish line of a 100… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
It's so funny because, here in Hollywood, an actor who really is versatile and who has the ability to transform between comedy… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
I'm just happy I ended up in New York. It's funny because growing up, I used to play 'NBA Jam' all the… — David Lee Copy Share Image
Funny enough though, despite what Donald Trump has to say and the way African-American people are portrayed so often in media, African-American… — Lynn Whitfield Copy Share Image
