Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has a funny way of working out when you start to believe it never will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stealing and cheating is a great talent but getting caught is a great sin… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mirror & my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. Hearing something that absolutely kills you inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holy Shit! That picture that Abby posted got over 700 likes! That is awesome! I didn't know so many people were activ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seems that fears are all based on these things: illusion and future thinking, with a side order of 'What if.' 'What… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hahahaha...you so funny...but not as funny as your face... My photography teacher in 8th said this. lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the Hulk? That is what the Green Giant looks like when you don't eat your vegetables. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When killing them with kindness doesn't work, I hear a baseball bat is really effective. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how the one you'd take a bullet for is sometimes the one pulling the trigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how keyboard works, U and I are together , and your X is just so far away. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
