I miss you like Roberto Baggio missed that penalty in the World Cup '94 final. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't know how attached you are to a person, until you go without talking to them for a bit:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got expelled from school on pajama day…But its not my fault I sleep naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accept that you are close minded. Would you mind being closed mouthed as well? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket & It's almost like heart fail… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stepped on my new phone and heard a crack !! Immediately I started praying God please ! It should be my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you. And this crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe? Admit it, you didn't just read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing nothing is impossible. Youre always breathing. When youre dead youre being dead. Then when I answer the phone and someone asks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I'm hungry Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Dad, I'm serious. I thought you were Hungry. Are you kidding me? Nope, I'm Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls only like your penis because thier mom told them to enjoy the little things in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
