I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them…Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm tired & sleepy, but when I get in bed, my body is like Just kidding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful of how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I advise you all, don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking 'I'm gonna kill...ahh sh*t! He's under… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only you saw what I could seeyou'd understand why I want you so desperately right now I'mlooking at you and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand like a tree..If you fall onto the ground, fall like a seed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repair man arrives — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Idk if anyone else watches these boys from Aus on youtube but, THE JANOSKIANS SO CUTEEEE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes its not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awwwh, Your Dating My Ex.? That's Cute, I'm Eating a Samwitch Do You Want Those Leftovers Too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need you to remind me of my age,I have my bladderto do that for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the room and you switch tabs faster than lightning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't know how to say farewell, put on a Kermit and let him say it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Regular naps prevent old age,especially when you take them while driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
