That moment when someone says Name a good song and you forget all the songs that were ever made — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the moment our eyes first met, I knew I'd spend the rest of my life...trying to avoid you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every relationship starts with He/she's different, and ends with He/she's just like the rest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I pray for wisdom to understand a man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I Talk With U,I Know The MeaningOf Understanding.. ... When I Laugh With U,I Know The Meaning Of happiness… When I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just going to be honest with you. It's hard to go out there and fight for 60 minutes when you're fighting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have page that they DONT WANT anymore? comment the link if u do and i'llmake u a fake sign — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because you can't do nothing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Likeclicking on his screename & just saying HE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says 'I love you' and you don't feel the same way, say 'I love YouTube' really fast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how we remember lyrics to like so many songs, but can't remember to study for a test. that's me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
