I got the moves like jagger. LOL JK. I dance like & awkward penguinhaving a spasm! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny when you figure out who you can, or can't, trust. It's never really the people that you expect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F you love someone, tell them. because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Can Never Control Who You Fall In Love Even Your In The Most Sad Confused Times Of Your Life, You Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you. And this crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe? Admit it, you didn't just read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stepped on my new phone and heard a crack !! Immediately I started praying God please ! It should be my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing nothing is impossible. Youre always breathing. When youre dead youre being dead. Then when I answer the phone and someone asks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO TRESPASSING !!! Violators will be shot ! Survivors will be shot again !!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. BITCH you need to hibernate. xD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so lazy. No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen intocarbon dioxide all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on choosing a profile picture that doesn't qualify as softcore porn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
