This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you find a shirt you REALLY likeand they don't have your size.); — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone needs a friend, there's 100 steps between us, I'll take the first steps :) ... you can take 99, I'm pretty lazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never force you to love me ... I never flirt with someone to make you angry ... I never want you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says you two should go out, when you actually do like the person, and the person you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just thought I'd let you know I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter, because they're a mile away and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?!. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butwe had a big severe storm, and the power has been out since 4 or 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being sexually harassed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was so cold in the morning,I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*painting your nails* one hand: perfect. other hand: looks like a blind cat did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhh one second... *Delete Delete Delete* Here you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend knows all your best story's But your best friend has lived them with you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
