That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves…and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still remember back in the day¦ when it was cool to have Rolling Backpacks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate it when teachers say, You think its funny? Obviously. Thats why I laughed, b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your 9, how serious can your relationship be? Oooh, we just totally went down the slide together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop waiting around for Prince Charming. Get up and go find him, the poor idiot is probably stuck in a tree somewhere...haha:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Silence is gold because the words are at the origin of many misfortunes but speech is silver to calm certain pains — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friend never tell you the truth, but good friend told you. The TRUTH about your food . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the show 16 and pregnant so much. There are 13year olds fighting cancer. Where's their show? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off of your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do NOT text me while I'm texting you back! Now I have to change my message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder how some people don't choke on all the crap that comes out of their mouth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you see your friends are friends with people you don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you walk down the hallway at school, and try to avoid making eye contact with people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell with the personality of a wall? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
