The language with which I make my poems has nothing to do with one spoken here, or anywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how… after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one? who shakes the magic 8 ball till I get the answer I want? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitler might not have been such an asshole if he hadn't been left hanging for all his high fives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Tell The Guy You Like That You Like Him, But He Tells You He Don't Like You,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having a Bad Day So You Lock yourself In Your Room And StartSinging And You Realize Your Singing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish a medium popcorn by the opening credits at the movie theater. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, how do you spell ICUP? I-C-U-P What?! eww! [Â¥] if you remember this.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Expectation Girl : I'm Cold :/ Boy : *Wraps Arm Around Girl And Smile* Warm Now ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shortest horror story: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brain won't stop thinking about you, because my heart won't stop wanting you. Fuck, I need to move on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you got Swag? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, youre a tool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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