The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look Myself In the Mirror and I wonder: How the fuck did I ever become this AWESOME...!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm awkward when people compliment me. Nice hair Me: Thanks, I grew it myself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the greatest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello,I'm the happiness fairy,here to save the day by sprinkling some happy dust on you.Now smile dammit this shit is expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a superficil, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whore. if you cant accept that, you dont deserve me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I see a very beautiful person, I just stop for a while and stare until I get tired. Then, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fact 1: You can not touch your both lips with your tongue Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it Happy 1st April — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
