Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when people take so long to reply back to my text. 'Like' if you're a fast texter ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If woke up knowing I'd see you everday, I'd be more of a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry guys ill try to be on later I'll still be on my iPod but I'll still be on (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember back in the day when Internet memes were funny? I miss those days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly saysyou were so cute! What happened? Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Hate It When People Stare At Me And Don't Say Anything I Mean If You Want An Autograph Or Picture ..… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made Coke, god made Pepsi, god made me, OH SO SEXY! God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you.. well..… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some People Honestly Need to Back OFF. Just Because You don't like me,doesn't mean you have to get mad at my boyfriendbecause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We stop talking about the Zux fan fiction cause its stupid and disgusting. let's actually post quotes. that's what this page is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
