Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy: Hey... listen, I know you're probably pissed at me... Woman: It happend. You chose her. Obviously the wrong choice, but... you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those Penis enlargement pills you have been taking must be working. You are a bigger Dick today than you were last week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This man is forcing innocent children to kill their loved ones. For no reason at all. You can make a change. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During the summer I could stay up so late without any problem, now that school's back I can barely stay up past 10. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, which is apart of nature and nature… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
