Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going in the pool; Ready, we'll jump in together on1,2,3! Both of you run up to the pool then watching your friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Zayn, hi babe. where do I begin? you're perfect. I love yourlaugh, voice, face, & accent. you think american girls don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
