Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing youre life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinkingoh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I have something really funny to tell you!� *Adult walks into room* ..I'll tell you in a minute� — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with, 'So this b*tch...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy :… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Vagina,I clean you, I give you hair cuts,I let you wear lace,I give you daily massages.. And you return the favor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've fallin asleep during a movie...you're no longer watching the movie the movie is watching you...wishing it could go to sleep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When in a relationship;It í's not about the labels of becoming official.It's about getting to knowsomeone well enough to develop genuine feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They created a robot because it can work consistently. If you're looking for a consistent partner, you know what you need — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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