Roses are blue, violets are red, if you come near me one more time I will chop off your head! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only In Law School: Will someone hit on you by saying 'We could be a power couple.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: When it's cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Daisy Alejandra! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, post on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!..Serio íusly? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it. -___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend bro ahah...;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back: HOLY CRAP I JUSTFLIPPED RIGHT TO THAT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had this dream and I really wanted to be a star. I was almost a monster in the way that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is when you see twins fighting and one calls the other ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone calls you & asksWho is this? ... Like bitch, you called me! who are YOU? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
