A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you ever cheat in relationship? I can't get one girl, how the hell do you expect me to get two — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your job title is head receiver, you know you're doing something right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh in the face of danger.It's a silent laugh and I usually wait until danger turns around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should make my name on Facebook so when I see something stupid somebody posted and like it and when they check… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I just poured my friggin heart out to you & you reply ohlol. I hope you get hit by a bus!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you ladies have had your fun I think you should tell Calvin and Meg a little more about all this," Charles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear high school boys, your penis is not pinnochios nose, it doesn't get bigger everytime you lie about it's size. Sincerely, Reality — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I want in life is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get sad, I Stop being sad and be awesome instead. ...True Story.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WORST MOMENT EVER: Watching a good show and then BAM. A sad, abusive animal commercial comes on. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like accessories. Its nice to have them but not really needed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please accept my friend request because based on your name, city, and photo, I'm certain we're soul mates — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
