This July 4th, let's celebrate our freedom to be trapped for five hours in horrifying standstill traffic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I date you!!!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a guy after the summer and thinking DAMN PUBERTY DID SOME GOOD STUFF FOR HIM — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm here for every single one of you. If you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, justmessage the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning … put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a Normal Person and a Nerd…Nerd: I got one question wrong :(..Normal Person: I got one question right! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, mark it. This may be strong language, but heed it. The people mean it, and, my friends of the Eastern Democracy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THAT MINI HEART ATTACK You get when you realize you forgot to do your homework — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say Go to Hell like it's a bad thing. I wouldn't mind Hell, it's warm and I know people there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do I feel so awkward about asking you for the money you owe me? You owe me. You must feel terrible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm thankful that we can soon get back to being ungrateful, disillusioned, and cynical. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She actually wants to spend more time with me? I’m beginning to wonder if she’s as crazy as I am…” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise, I am sorry and I love you all have eight letters , but so does BULLSHIT — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how far you will go to be there for a friend, but when it comes to you, they're not there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if I should thank you or whoever made you such a nice person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
