The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you don't do a lot of stupid things while you're young, you won't have funny things to talk about when you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell… — Jaime King Copy Share Image
Do not cry for me, Azrael. Do not waste your tears. You made your decision. And this is mine. Sacrifice seems to… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called… — Marlene Dumas Copy Share Image
It was always a funny thing when someone would ask me my name and I would say "Brooklyn." They would always think… — Brooklyn Sudano Copy Share Image
It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend… — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
This is the funny thing about me. People think John just comes up with all the ideas. I'm honored. People think I… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
Funny thing about Bob Dylan, the newest Nobel laureate in literature: He's been a master of self-invention for more than 50 years,… — Jay Michaelson Copy Share Image
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a… — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
marrows - alas! - are arriving in a steady stream at the back door. ... Oddly enough, the majority of people who… — Miss Read Copy Share Image
Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon Copy Share Image
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your… — Rebecca Hall Copy Share Image
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.” — Jodi Lynn Anderson Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham Copy Share Image
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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