Funny things Quote by Peter Steele

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

— Doris Egan

“I swear I'm not jealous that God only talks to you, okay. In fact, I think it's unfair that when a person talks to…

— Suzanne Wright

“It's true what they say, you know: if you talk to God, you're religious; but if you hear from God, yor're schizophrenic.”

— Tim Downs

If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one…

— Robert Fulghum

Talking to God is like talking to a friend on the telephone...We may not see Him on the other end but we know He…

— Pacifiersucker

“there is a vast difference between talking about God and listening to a God who talks to you.”

— Lisa Bevere

One thing I've learnt is that God really has mysterious ways of acting and is trustworthy. When you have a problem if you talk…

— Carlos Alves

GOD can't speak to you if you don't listen, if you don't stop to hear GOD's voice. Whether GOD's calling, or whispering you have…

— Innah Delos Angeles

I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.

— Tony Kushner

Have u ever felt that God isn't listening when you're talking to Him? Well, He is. He's just planning something better to you.

— Anurag Prakash Ray

Note to self: If you can't hear God when you pray, shut up.

— Mark Hart

An old joke puts its thus, "when a man speaks to a god its prayer , when a god speaks to a man its…

— Peter J. Carroll