Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories...they're the same. In fact, no matter where you… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual… — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
When I wake up I look like a madman, like something out of a horror movie! That's why I sleep alone. But… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Once I chanted the Hare Krishna mantra all the way from France to Portugal, nonstop. I drove for about twenty-three hours and… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that… — Rutger Hauer Copy Share Image
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman,… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much… — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely… — Chanel West Coast Copy Share Image
Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn't precede their doing... It's a… — Philip Guston Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez Copy Share Image
...It's all sort of dreams and it's all illusion. It's theater; it's not real. We're making up stories, you know, and people… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
In terms of my own behavior and activity, the funny thing about regrets and saying "I'm sorry," is that there's so much… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and… — Chris Carter Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing no matter who you are when you purchase a flower or a plant, the first thing you ask… — Maxine Powell Copy Share Image
Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point… — Gloria Naylor Copy Share Image
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image