Funny single Quotes by Anonymous

Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.

— Anonymous

Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.

— Anonymous

When you are single, everything in your house is yours.

— Anonymous

When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.

— Anonymous

When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.

— Anonymous

Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.

— Anonymous

Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person.

— Anonymous

There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.

— Anonymous

Single means the cute secretary is fair game.

— Anonymous

When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.

— Anonymous

If you are sinlge ou don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.

— Anonymous

You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.

— Anonymous

When you are sinlge you never have to ask for permission to orgasm.

— Anonymous

All women want is sex while men want to talk about feelings and cuddle.

— Anonymous

If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.

— Anonymous

Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.

— Anonymous

Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.

— Anonymous

Married people are fatter on average anyway.

— Anonymous

The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.

— Anonymous

You don't have to share your closet with anyone else if you are a bachelor.

— Anonymous

When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much.

— Anonymous

Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.

— Anonymous