Funny single Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny single Three Word Three words
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. — John Whiting Copy Share Image
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Couples with children who do win a divorce, cause such social havoc that they should have to pay a special divorce tax. — George Pell Copy Share Image
When two working people decide to marry, their federal income tax is usually increased. As soon as one spouse earns at least 20 percent… — Millicent Fenwick Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are sinlge ou don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
