Funny single Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny single
WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress & a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget Tylenol, having a headache is an excuse to have sex right away to cure you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're single...?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Me too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single can be a pain at times just wait and I promise you it will change to taken. — Jacob Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are sinlge ou don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
