Funny single Quote by Anonymous

Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

— Anonymous

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant.

— Marcia Cross

You can't be a little bit saintly any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

— Josephine Winslow Johnson

Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies.....

— Green Monk

Everybody was telling me, you'll get pregnant when you don't plan it. And when you just kind of relax and that totally happened for…

— Witney Carson

During my first pregnancy, I spent a lot of time worrying about how big I was getting and how I would lose it afterwards.

— Tori Spelling

I was always a little worried, because I had heard different things from different people about their pregnancies; some people have to stay in…

— Lara Trump

I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be…

— Gary Danielson

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you.

— Anonymous

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

— Janet Evanovich

The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!

— Busy Philipps

Worrying seems like a fairly natural state of being for a parent, so feel free to worry as much as you want.

— Mallory Ortberg