Funny single Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Married people are fatter on average anyway.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny single
A new report suggests that people in happy marriages are more likely to gain weight than people who are unhappily married. So if your… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and… — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are sinlge ou don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
