Funny single Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny single
When you're single, it seems like everyone but you is busy buying roses and making dinner reservations. — Kumar Anupam Copy Share Image
When you think about it, when you're single you are not deprived in any way - if anything, it's a pretty self-indulgent lifestyle. It's… — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
Being single is the shit, but having some there is like food for the soul — Alison Cueto Copy Share Image
Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal! — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda Copy Share Image
It's better to spend a lot on a getup you love than a fraction of that on something, or even five of those somethings,… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Singleness is a gift; marriage is a gift. We should not misuse the gifts we've been given. — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
Once you taste the second income in the household and it changes your lifestyle, you get used to it. — Reema Bint Bandar Al Saud Copy Share Image
You can buy whatever you want to have, but there's one thing you can never afford. And that's Pure Love. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Sometimes singles are luckier. They have only themselves to worry about, less expense, less-stress, less mess. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single is like the first peice of bread out the bread packet, no one wants you. — Ronald Murray Copy Share Image
When you don't have to buy something, it allows you to try new things. — Jennifer Hyman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are sinlge ou don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
