It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Regha Hanif Malik Fajar's Copy Share Image
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think… — Rick Baker Copy Share Image
My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love,… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of… — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really,… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care… — April Gornik Copy Share Image
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
