I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If we are incapable of finding peace in ourselves, it is pointless to search elsewhere. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love… — Somaly Mam Copy Share Image
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to… — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. — Ralph Bus Copy Share Image
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Relationships are like FAT people , sometimes they don't work out ! . Hahaha this cracks me up (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What you call flaws are really just scars and wounds accumulated over a lifetime. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It's funny how sometimes in a relationship you start and end the same way; STRANGERS! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Think lovingly, speak lovingly, act lovingly, and every need shall be supplied. — James Allen Copy Share Image
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell Ryder Copy Share Image
When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer. — John Gray Copy Share Image
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. — Lucille Ball Copy Share Image
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
