What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
To grow in our ability to love ourselves we need to receive love as well. — John Gray Copy Share Image
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed. — Suzanne Curchod Copy Share Image
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like… — Paul Mazursky Copy Share Image
We talk about the quality of product and service. What about the quality of our relationships and the quality of our communications… — Max De Pree Copy Share Image
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people,… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If… — Gay Hendricks Copy Share Image
Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which… — Rollo May Copy Share Image
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The woman is increasingly aware that love alone can give her full stature, just as the man begins to discern that spirit… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
I have a funny relationship to language. When I came to California when I was three I spoke Urdu fluently and I… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? — Ann Dunham Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street. — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
