I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell Ryder Copy Share Image
My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love,… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think… — Rick Baker Copy Share Image
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to… — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care… — April Gornik Copy Share Image
Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which… — Rollo May Copy Share Image
The woman is increasingly aware that love alone can give her full stature, just as the man begins to discern that spirit… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
It's been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If… — Gay Hendricks Copy Share Image
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a funny relationship to language. When I came to California when I was three I spoke Urdu fluently and I… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer. — John Gray Copy Share Image
Think lovingly, speak lovingly, act lovingly, and every need shall be supplied. — James Allen Copy Share Image
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Regha Hanif Malik Fajar's Copy Share Image
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
