It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think… — Rick Baker Copy Share Image
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
Think lovingly, speak lovingly, act lovingly, and every need shall be supplied. — James Allen Copy Share Image
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
