Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mr.crockery twitchen cause he can't take what I'm mixing (fairly odd parents) — Cassius Quantrell Ellison Copy Share Image
Its really funny 90% of Indian couple they meet each others one time and the 2nd time they got married. — Jane Amy Gangte Copy Share Image
Funny is when someone talking bad about your style and few days after, they just copy your style! — Angela Jennifer Aroemrasni Copy Share Image
I have spent my entire life Like it was my rear view mirror my car. And every once in awhile, I always… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Feeding my dog and suddently I saw my neighbour dogs coming, they start to fight over the food,and I'm trying to escape… — Brittannia Calder Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be… — Stephen Reid Andrews Copy Share Image
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone...and if I do, I'll tell them not to tell anyone!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
