Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework. Me: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No I will not share my iPod with you. It's called an iPod, not an UsPod. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Romeo, my death isn't the only thing I've been faking!..Sincerely, Juliet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've reached the age where we can't function without our glasses. Especially if they're empty...Cheers!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who wait for 4 hours to reply to text messages with LOL should be shot!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is respect, at her LIPS is Love, CHEEK is Heroism, and NECK is Lust. BUT KISSING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wondering why somebody didn't text back, then realizing you didn't even send the text!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
