There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. It's worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter... and therefore, unsafe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The last thing every pilot does before leaving the aircraft after making a gear up landing is to put the gear selection… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The three most common expressions in aviation are, 'Why is it doing that?, 'Where are we?' and 'Oh Crap.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You just start off with a large fortune. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
