Funny pilot Quote by Anonymous

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.

— Chuck Yeager

If you jump to conclusions, you make terrible landings.

— Terry McMillan

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, theyre successful.

— Casey Stengel

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

— Anonymous

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

— Casey Stengel

“Jumping out of a perfectly good air plane is like driving through life without a good set of brakes.”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

— Will Rogers

Brilliant landing.. We´re trying to keep a low profile, and here you´ve gone and made it look like a meteorite hit.

— Jeaniene Frost

We turned our planes around after landing and got them off again in 20 minutes back in the early days; 15 minutes in many…

— Herb Kelleher

The journey, not the arrival, matters; the voyage, not the landing.

— Paul Theroux

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.

— Bob Hoover

Landing the airplane I think is the most difficult thing that I've every learned to do in my life.

— James Lipton