My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. — Russell M. Nelson Copy Share Image
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriagea book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is getting so weird.. Whom I liked and loved are either married,engaged,interested but emotionally damaged,has kid,not in the mood, and a… — Jaseem Kapoor Copy Share Image
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
One good yardstick as to whether a person might be the right one for you is this: in her presence, do you… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. . — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
