I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Never forget the nine most important words of any family- I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn't be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he's the person I want… — Patricia Arquette Copy Share Image
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more,… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go,… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces… — Russell M. Nelson Copy Share Image
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
