Funny inspirational Quotes

Good things come to those who hustle

— Chuck Noll

Nature itself is the best physician.

— Hippocrates

He who laughs…lasts.

— Anonymous

I can get ready in 10 minutes.

— Carolina Herrera

All things come to those who wait,

— Violet Fane

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

— Adolphe Menjou

Don't take life too seriously.

— RuPaul

Generosity is the best investment.

— Diane von Furstenberg

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

— Wanda Sykes

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

— Elvis Presley

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

— Steve Martin

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

— William Shakespeare

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.

— Joan Jett

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

— Dr. Seuss

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

— George Carlin

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

— Paul Stanley

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much.…

— Amy Poehler

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the…

— Paula Wall

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.

— Kenneth Williams

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

— Paul Coffey

The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

— John Desmond Bernal

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..

— Mark Twain

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

— Jeph Jacques

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

— Damon Hill

The world wants to define me by my mammary glands and melanin. It is just fascinating that Michael Mann has never been…

— Victoria Mahoney

The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a…

— Marion Nestle

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…

— Dennis Miller

Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and…

— Dalai Lama

Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order.…

— Marissa Mayer

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the…

— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit…

— Napoleon Hill

Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I…

— Alicia Silverstone

The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard…

— George Bernard Shaw

There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting…

— Laurie Colwin

Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything…

— Debra Ginsberg

Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the…

— Mindy Kaling

Funny women are honest women.

— Elizabeth Meriwether

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

— Ahmad

Be so good they can't ignore you.

— Steve Martin

Good things come to those who initiate.

— Susan RoAne